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SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6271
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
New Chunks Explored:	762367	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Votes:	8824	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	205
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!