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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9967 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.
Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?