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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5523 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
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so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!