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CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	300
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3044
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2147	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	136	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	721
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5896	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

attention-grabbing, buzzworthy, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, eye-catching, Frontpage, headline, Internet Sensation, lolz, media coverage, News, newsworthy, noteworthy, online fame, Popular, social media, spotlight, trending, trending topic, viral, WOSE, Woses

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	12945	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

#gamer, accessories, attire, Casual, choose, comfortable, controller, COSPLAY, esports, fashion, Galore, gamer girl, gamer guy, Gaming, garb, headset, Jeans, Minecraft, online gaming, SNEAKERS, Streamer, Style, t-shirt, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Animals Bred:	74	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!