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Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8678	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1808	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	546241	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	5962	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crops Grown:	1157	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	4343
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Votes:	593	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Farms Harvested:	842
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!