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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2112 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4537 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
