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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3374 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
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