HPV16 vaccine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCervixCure

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	465032
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	5318
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.

If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).

So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6660	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2113
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Buildings Constructed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	9538

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magic Items Found:	2985
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	823805	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Star Shards Collected:	296	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, asian, China, Commitment, Cultural, Dedication, determination, diligence, efficiency, HARD, Hardworking, inspiration, Labor, man, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, productivity, Respect, rook, smp, stereotype, success, Video, viral, work, work ethic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Creeper Chaos Minecraft Server

Business, Chaos, Competition, Consumer, Corporations, creeper, Economy, Global, Goods, Government, inflation, market, Minecraft, Politics, Pricing, PROFITS, raise prices, regulations, Server, Services, strategy, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1836
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and prices are set in stone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our mischievous group of players constantly mess with the economy. Prices for items will never be the same as players compete to see who can charge the most outrageous amounts for simple things like dirt blocks or wooden swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Tariff Troll, a mysterious figure who roams the land imposing ridiculous tariffs on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Tariff Troll and avoid paying exorbitant fees for your precious resources?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew tariffs could be so entertaining?

Why do they look Indian Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Bollywood, Colonialism, culture, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, fashion, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Race, smp, South Asian, Stereotypes, traditional clothing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why all the villagers in Minecraft look Indian. Maybe they’re just big fans of Bollywood movies and curry, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never look at a villager the same way again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures. Want to hear about the time we tamed a pack of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or how about the time we built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Anything can happen on our server!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Craftainment

action, agent, Chaos, facility, INTENSE, Mini Games, Minigame, Prison, prisoners, researchers, Roleplay, Scp, scp containment breach, SCP Foundation, scp secret laboratory, secretive facility, Secure, Survival, Suspense

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Love Letters Sent:	1
New Chunks Explored:	315668	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Step into the thrilling world of the SCP Foundation on our unique roleplay minigame server. As an agent, your mission is to secure a secretive facility where chaos reigns. With SCPs causing havoc and prisoners and researchers trying to escape, every moment is filled with intense action and suspense.

### About the Game Our game is fully developed and maintained with great care. Inspired by the iconic SCP: Containment Breach (SCP) and SCP: Secret Laboratory, we’ve crafted an experience that stays true to the spirit of the SCP universe. New content is periodically added to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Join us in securing the facility and surviving the chaos! Thank you for your support and enjoy your time on Craftainment!

craftainment.net

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

Al Fayed, Aleppo, assisted dying bill, brit/pol/, britpol, cash gifts, Crafty, current events, Directors, expensive bill, fear, Hope, Minecraft, News, parking rule, Politics, River Medway Edition, River Medway news, Server, Syria, Syrian rebels, Tears, uk, unnecessary deaths

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	199	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

#editorial, breaking news, Chaika, CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE, current events, Featured, front, front page, headlines, Journalism, latest news, long tail, Media, Minecraft, News, newspaper, page, publication, Reporting, smp, Top Story

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Animals Bred:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

Some of our Features are: Quests, Daily Rewards, Active Community, Custom Currency, Jobs, Custom Items & Gear, Dungeons , Supply Drops, And so much more…!!! Don’t wait and miss out on all the fun, so Join us now!

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