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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3603 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.
If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).
So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy
