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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6359 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
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