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XmasDadGoneWild

asserting boundaries, Bigotry, challenging family dynamics, Christmas drama, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, confronting prejudice, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, generational differences, holiday stress, intolerance, self-care, self-doubt, setting boundaries, shame, toxic behavior, XmasDadGoneWild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3709	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no politics, no negativity, and definitely no bigoted dads allowed!

Join us and build your own world where you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Our server is a safe space for everyone, even those who want to fall in love with their Minecraft villagers!

And if you ever encounter a player who doesn’t follow our rules, just kick them out like you would kick out a toxic family member on Christmas. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying in the digital world!

So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unlike inviting your dad over for the holidays.

NoFearCraft

acceptance, coping mechanisms, embracing death, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fearlessness, inner peace, Life after death., mental strength, mindfulness, mortality, mortality awareness, NoFearCraft, overcoming fear, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, positive outlook, self reflection, spirituality

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is just a minor inconvenience? Well, fear not, because on our server, death is actually a party! That’s right, when you die, you respawn in a disco ball-filled room with a DJ spinning sick beats and a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want to die over and over again just to respawn at the ultimate rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Death Defying Chicken. This fearless fowl has survived countless creeper explosions, falls from the highest cliffs, and even a run-in with the Ender Dragon. Join our server and witness the epic adventures of the Death Defying Chicken as it defies the odds and keeps coming back for more.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just the beginning of an unforgettable party and the chance to witness the incredible feats of the Death Defying Chicken. Join us now and embrace the chaos!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, christmas family, Goodbye, Having A SANTA FAMILY In Minecraft!, here’s johnny, I DIED AS A PET In Minecraft!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, last to sleep, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, Playing Minecraft as a HELPFUL Johnny Plush!, scary minecraft, Server, skit, Turning my FRIENDS into PLUSHIES in Minecraft!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Johnny Minecraft is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his entertaining Let’s Play videos and tutorials. With a passion for gaming and a love for creativity, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans who enjoy watching his adventures in the virtual world. His engaging personality and expert gameplay have made him a standout figure in the Minecraft community.

Medieval Realms

Armour, Brewery, catapults, Custom Plugins, custom weapons, Discord, Dynmap, Europe, Medieval, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PvP, Realms, rp, Semi Vanilla, siege weapons, Staff, Support, tutorials

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Medieval Realms – Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Medieval Realms is an authentic medieval war server starting in the 1066, with custom arms and armour relatively accurate to the period. The gameplay revolves around PvP and warfare, catering to players who seek dominance in Europe or a peaceful life in a castle.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Questions	Answers
What version is the server running?	Version: 1.20.6
What are some key plugins on the server?	– Cannons (siege weapons)– Brewery (RP purposes)– Dynmap (3D map view)
What are the basic rules of the server?	Don’t hack Don’t abuse bugs Don’t try to offline grief Respect the staff Be respectful to others
What is the server IP and Dynmap link?	Server IP: 51.89.142.221:26224Dynmap: http://51.89.142.221:8739/
Is there a Discord server for Medieval Realms?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/crbwEHcFe9

Enchanted Femme Fatales 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. stereotypes, 11. societal expectations, 12. gender roles, 13. acceptance, 14. diversity, 15. non-binary, 16. LGBTQ community, 17. love is love, 18. gender expression, 19. authenticity, 2. straight, 20. inclusivity., 3. pretend, 4. touch, 5. dudes, 6. look like women, 7. LGBTQ+, 8. gender identity, 9. sexuality, Enchanted, Fatales, femme, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Enchantments Applied:	118	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m telling you, it’s a total riot!

I mean, the players on here are so hilarious, they’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

And get this, the women on here pretend they’re straight, but let me tell you, they wouldn’t even touch one of these dudes because they don’t look like women. It’s like a total mind trip, man.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the Minecraft universe, this server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	1908
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5292	Mines Excavated:	3506
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!