Hozier Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ConcertCraft: Solo City Vibes

Adventure, Booking, city, Communication, Concert, ConcertCraft, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Hozier, husband, INDEPENDENCE, popular artist, Reassurance, relationship, SOLD OUT, Solo, solo travel, Support, ticket, travel, VIBES, work, worry

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	526
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being told what to do by your husband and in-laws? Do you miss the days of solo travel and adventure? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can roam free and do whatever the heck you want without anyone telling you otherwise!

We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.

Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	896	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Farms Harvested:	581	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ores Mined:	4453
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6737	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2257	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimension Hops:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mines Excavated:	3473
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!