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ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crops Grown:	8453	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	951636
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4203	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!