#howtodominate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	138877
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

avn.gg

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Farms Harvested:	708	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	6985
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!