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YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	581
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2557	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	804741
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8176
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	62750
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.