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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1336 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 332 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
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