BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6047
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Items Found:	8965	Mines Excavated:	1131
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Alien Abductions:	3

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

1.21, ADD, application, bedrock, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Dash, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Drama, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, java, Join, Minigames, Semi Vanilla, smp, Standard, Stir, Today, Trust, Vanilla, Wannabes, warped, Welcoming

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	419	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CraftyMorningMadness

cat, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, CraftyMorningMadness, Expectations, future plans, Gratitude, Help, household chores, lateness, Laundry, Marriage, marriage roles, morning routine, Pets, relationship dynamics, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, work schedule

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

Childhood, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, detention, discipline, dumb, EMBARRASSING, funny, juvenile, Minecraft, misbehavior, Mischief, PrincipalOfficeDumbness, principals office, punishment, rule breaking, School, School days, school memories, silly, smp, troublemaker

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

OutcastUncle69420

black sheep, estranged relative, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family feuds, family gossip, family grudges, family history, family misunderstandings, family neglect, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, OutcastUncle69420

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

WarCraftFrenzy

#1, 000 killed, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, collateral damage, Conflict, Friendly Fire, Hamas, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Officials, peace negotiations, political leaders, price of war, tragic incident, tragic loss, violence, WarCraftFrenzy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

Crafty Job Maker Server

career development, Crafty, creating job opportunities, creating your own job, employment opportunities, Entrepreneurship, finding a job, Job, job creation, job creation strategies, job creation tips, job fulfillment, job growth, job hunting, job market, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job success, maker, self-employment, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

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