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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8188 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.