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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5709 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!