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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 402 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3677 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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