we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.
don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!
| Features |
|---|
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …) |
| Pyrofishing plugin |
| Silk touch spawners |
| In-game economy |
| Crates / Voteparties / Ranks |
| In-game ranking system (free) |
| Resource world / main world |
| Playerwarps & playershops |
| Land claims |
If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Server Java: Tectonic.lol
Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565
The community hopes to see you real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have a kind community with no griefers. |
| How do I join the server? | You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more. |
Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!
Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!
Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.
You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!
Day 1 on our server: Politely ask your neighbors to remove the diaper, only to be met with denial and demands for proof. Can you solve the mystery of the rogue diaper?
Day 2: Send notices and reminders about the building’s rules, but still no action. Will you resort to issuing fines to maintain order in the virtual world?
Day 3: Engage in intense text exchanges with your neighbors about the diaper dilemma. Will you show emotional empathy or stick to the bylaws like a true Minecraft warrior?
Join us now and experience the thrill of setting boundaries, dealing with postpartum depression, and fighting for justice in the face of dirty diapers. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.
So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!
But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
