BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.
imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.
plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.
so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
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| What Makes NEXUS SMP Special? |
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| 🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay |
| ✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities |
| Server Features: |
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| 🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods |
| 🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication |
| 🗺️ Live Server Map |
| Requirements: |
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| 🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat) |
| 🔞 18+ Only |
| ✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4) |
Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!
🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf
Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!
| Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP? | A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server. |
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| Q: What version of Minecraft is required? | A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP. |
| Q: Is there an age requirement? | A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above. |
| Q: Can I use voice chat on the server? | A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication. |
Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!
With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
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