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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Farms Harvested:	665	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9403	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4529	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Dragon Eggs Found:	7867
Towns Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	295

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!