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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4184 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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