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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5121 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with all the cake you can eat.
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about boring old games again. Plus, we have a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin!