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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7982 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!