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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3177 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!
Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?
Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.
So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?
