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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4118 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!