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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7601 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.