| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9252 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Ores Mined: | 1462 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2120 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1699 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 308 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4720 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will try to sabotage your ride!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown made of gold who rules over all the other animals in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a sheep that changes colors every time it eats a different type of grass. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer it, you will be rewarded with a magical wool that never runs out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5702 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Farms Harvested: | 435 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2666 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1405 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
