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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5928 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?
So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.
