if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.
our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.
so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but sorry, you’ll miss out on the sex scene), choose between exploring the Underdark or Mountain Pass (or both if you’re feeling extra adventurous), and face the consequences of consuming tadpoles (spoiler alert: it affects your appearance).
But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those annoying streaks of bad luck in rolls, participate in our hilarious polls to determine the fate of romance, race, class, and companions on the server, and don’t forget to check out our outrageous pasta recipes for a quick snack break.
So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a DC21 Wisdom check or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken helmet and bragging rights for life!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat Spudrick in a dance-off will be granted access to the treasure room and become the richest player on the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other!