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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 639 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 427 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!