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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3454 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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