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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5366 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).