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ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchantments Applied:	66	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1537
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	5877
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Votes:	2872
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MilKicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she knows best? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any interfering in-laws telling you what to do.

Imagine a world where you can finally be the master of your own destiny, where you don’t have to worry about someone questioning every move you make. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life without any judgment.

Join now and experience the freedom of building your own empire, without any mother-in-law drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family dynamics. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to feed your virtual baby formula against your wishes. It’s a win-win situation!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from family obligations!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family dynamics like a 53-year-old dad marrying a 30-year-old and having kids, a mom who passed away, and siblings in the military. We promise no family drama, just fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

Escape the guilt trips and obligations of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without anyone telling you that you “owe” them anything. Plus, no need to hire a nanny – just join our server and let your creativity run wild!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Well, forget about yoga or meditation, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate stress relief! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and diamonds rain from the sky. Need to blow off some steam? Just hop on and start building a giant statue of your boss to punch in the face (virtually, of course). Feeling overwhelmed? Take a swim in our lava-filled hot tub for a truly exhilarating experience. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and hilarious way to relax than on our server. So come on, join us and let the absurdity begin!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Items Found:	7744	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!