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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1114 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!