CreepCraft SMP: /thread

Tips, Chad, flip flops, cropped tank top, creep

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to share your creepmaxxing tips and stories with other players! Imagine building a virtual world where you can creep on pixelated women in daisy dukes and cropped tank tops, all while perfecting your nofap skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of some sexy virtual soles in flip flops. Just remember, if a girl catches you staring, it’s probably because she got a booty call from Chad and had to change her schedule. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world!

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ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

grand canyon, Toddler, covid, extended family, family vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

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NoRoomForGmaLOL

weekend, Visit, LOGISTICS, household chores, Hotel

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

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Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

comedy, television, Plot, Last Night, Entertainment

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

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New Server IP
Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

Lifestyle, Crafty30s, Reflection, Life Changes, career advancement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

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New Server IP
PizzaGreaseCraft

PizzaGreaseCraft, Accidents, Oil, Fun, lanes

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

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BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

distinct, Social Impact, brain networks, biological impact, emotions

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

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New Server IP
Panda Junior High School

Server, Community, Economy, Minecraft, no pay to win

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

mc.pandasmp.cloud

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New Server IP
MurdocMC

Votecrates, Shop GUI, Small, Activestaff, Spigot

MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

Features:+ Shop GUI+ mcMMO+ Quests+ Time Vote (Vote for the Time Of Day)+ MoneyFromMobs (Upon the killing of a mob, you receive money)+ Vote Crates+ Survival+ PvP+ Friendly & Active Staff+ Small Community+ Playtime Ranks (Earn ranks via user playtime [Excluding AFK time])

Info:As soon as GeyserMC updates their plugin to work with spigot/paper 1.21, we will introduce the server to Bedrock/Java/Any Version of Minecraft/& make it crossplatform.

IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

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New Server IP

Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Discord, High view distance, hermitcraft, hard difficulty, Unwelcome

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

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CommunityCraft SMP Overview

What We Offer:

Recent Player Review:

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