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CraftyClash Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	8202
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	505
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN IRAN WANTS TO JOIN! THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED TO ATTACK ISRAEL BUT FIRST LET’S BUILD SOME SICK CASTLES AND MINE SOME DIAMONDS ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!” FOREIGN MINISTER KATZ IS LIKE “YEAH BOI, LET’S DO THIS!” JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS JOIN FOR REAL AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP! #MINECRAFTWORLDPEACE #IRANLOVESDIAMONDS #KATZCRAFTSQUAD

CraftyTycoon21

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1741	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have billionaire tycoons getting 21-year sentences for fraud like it’s a freakin’ reality tv show! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next in our virtual world. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, and maybe even become the next big scandalous billionaire in the making. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and chaos that goes down on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!

Mystmoor: Where survival is easier than turning off a redstone lamp! Join now for a challenge on Paper 1.21!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion. Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win. Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today! Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV Website: https://mystmoor.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server.
What version of Minecraft does Mystmoor use?	Mystmoor uses the latest version of Minecraft for its gameplay.
Are there rules against cheating and griefing?	Yes, Mystmoor has strong measures in place against cheating and griefing to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the provided link.
Is there a website for Mystmoor?	Yes, Mystmoor has a website where you can find more information and resources for the server.

ChocoTurn Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a llama named Choco who is the ultimate ruler! It was his turn to lead and boy, does he take his job seriously. He’s got a diamond-studded crown and everything!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama king, dance with creepers, and go on a wild treasure hunt all in one place? Come join the fun and see what other crazy adventures await you!

The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

Anime, anticipation, August 13th, Ay yo, Band, confession scene, Crybabes, Drama, emotions, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, Girls Band Cry, hype, japanese, Minecraft, Music, official English release, reactions, release date, smp, SobsPlease, speculation, subaru, Thread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3076	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old confession scenes? Well, fear not because our server is dropping on August 13th and we guarantee we will not mess up the confession scene harder than SobsPlease did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few love confessions that will make you question your sanity. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Mom’s AFK, Let’s Play!

Afk, Babysitting, custody issues, divorced parents, family communication, family dynamics, feeling trapped, hanging out with friends, lack of freedom, Lets, moms, parental conflict, parental expectations, parenting challenges, personal time, Play, seeking advice, shared custody, sibling age gap, sibling care, sibling responsibility, sneaking out, teenage rebellion, underage responsibilities

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of being forced to babysit your siblings every time you log on to your mom’s house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking out the back door while your 12-year-old sibling handles things like a boss. No more yelling moms or grounded punishments here, just pure freedom to hang out with your friends and explore the virtual world of Minecraft.

And don’t worry about your dad getting upset, he’ll understand your side because on our server, we support each other like a family (minus the babysitting duties). So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	187880
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Blocky Pleasure Land

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!