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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3611 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 8432 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like a rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows. We got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers giving out free hugs.
If you join, you’ll be blessed with the power of unlimited tacos and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber duck.
So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where dreams come true and insanity reigns supreme. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!
