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TiananmenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, China, commemoration, Democracy, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memory, Minecraft, music awards, Political, protest, protest song, repression, Server, Singer, social justice, taiwan, Tiananmen, tiananmen square, TiananmenCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic cuz, liek, we have this crazy story where a Taiwan singer, right, he tells this prestigious music awards show to, liek, not forget Tiananmen! And, liek, everyone on the server is, liek, cheering and stuff cuz it’s, liek, so wild and out there, man! You gotta join this server, dude, it’s, liek, the coolest place to be in all of Minecraft! Plus, we have, liek, the best parties and stuff, and, liek, the craziest adventures you can imagine! So, come on and join us, cuz, liek, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, bro!

CraftyZelenskyWarPlan

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyWarPlan, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, peace plan, peace talks, political news, President Zelensky, russia, Security issues, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and stuff? well, this server is ur chance to be a hero and save the world from a crazy war with russia! join us and help zelensky make a super secret plan to end the war once and for all! u can build epic bases, fight off evil mobs, and maybe even become the ultimate peacekeeper in the minecraft universe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of something totally insane and awesome!

TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous

Communication, grammar, Language, linguistics, Nervous, sentence construction, Sentence Structure, sentence tense, Syntax, TENSE, tense adjustment, tense alteration, tense change, tense effect, tense impact, tense manipulation, tense modification, tense shift, tense variation, TenseCraft, verb tense, verbs, Writing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

so, listen up gamers! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better join our server cuz we got flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts! yea, u heard me right! not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword! if u can defeat the chicken, u will be crowned the king of the server and get a free lifetime supply of virtual cookies! so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most intense minecraft adventure of your life!

Wylore

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay Survival Skyblock PvP Creative Minigames Economy Towny RPG Quests Factions Vanilla Hardcore Whitelisted Modded Pixelmon Prison KitPvP Skywars Bedwars, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	New Chunks Explored:	839032

Dive into the vast depths of Oceancraft, a Minecraft server where endless adventures await beneath the waves. Explore, build, and conquer!

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Bull, CheaterBull, Cheating, Communication, consent, cuckold, ethical non monogamy, Experience, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, friend’s girlfriend, hung, Minecraft, open relationship, Prostitute, Server, sexual encounters, sexual exploration, taboo, Threesome, Trust, twink

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Votes:	5146
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

GooseCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, book series, Cliffhanger, confusion, creepy, discussion, goosebumps, goosebumps books, GooseCraft, Horror, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, R.L. Stine, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thread, Thriller, unexpected, WTF

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Votes:	5408
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows…they’re known to break out into spontaneous breakdancing battles at any moment.

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7383
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6625
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	568
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!