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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2022 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.