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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5649 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.