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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8416 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5429 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
We got so much cash flow, we’re closin’ $100 million in financing like it’s no big deal. Why? Because we’re developin’ the ultimate drug that’ll make your Minecraft skills go through the roof! You’ll be buildin’ like a madman, fightin’ off creepers like a boss, and minin’ for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only side effect is pure, unadulterated fun. Who needs memories when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!