| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3715 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 190 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6217 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1903 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7711 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9467 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2060 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2625 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9939 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 167 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8696 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5316 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 149 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1735 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
