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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4096 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
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