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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5793 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 232 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, like seriously why wouldn’t u wanna be part of this madness?
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.
