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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7591 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 140 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.