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Players: |
110/300 |
Votes: |
114 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Villages Defended: |
5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
4 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
35 |
Runes Activated: |
1 |
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!