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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3554 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!
But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?